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-- All the best :) Fem http://www.fembeautysaloon.com Your Daily Smile        A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No vehicle was to enter unless it had the proper sticker on the windshield.   Now, a huge Army car came up with a General seated in the back. The sentry yelled, "Halt, who goes there?"   The chauffeur, says, "General Wheeler."   "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."   The General said, "Drive on!"   The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving on without your sticker."   The General repeated, "I'm telling you, Corporal, drive on!"   The sentry walked up to the rear window with the gun at the ready and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"     If you like the Sweet Jokes,Plz contribute by visiting the following Blogs and giving your comments NEWS that Made NEWS Me Myself and Internet Sweet Jokes Cricket World __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (2) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  963 New Members Visit Your Group Only on Yahoo! World of Star Wars Meet fans, watch videos & more. Healthy Living Learn to live life to the fullest on Yahoo! Groups. Discover photos and scrapbooking groups in the Familyographer Zone . __,_._,___