Monday, September 1, 2008

:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Quotes for Monday:::you have the same 24 hours

 
"It is by acts and not by ideas that people live."

       Anatole France


"Little by little, one travels far."

       J. R. R. Tolkien


"Aging is not 'lost youth' but a new stage of opportunity
and strength."

        Betty Friedan

"No one forgives with more grace and love than a child."

      Real Live Preacher

"You can't love a crowd the same way you can love a person./ And a
crowd can't love you the way a single person can love you./ Intimacy
doesn't scale. Not really. Intimacy is a one-on-one phenomenon."

     Hugh Macleod



Father:  Do you know, most people don't have to work today, because
it's Labor Day.

Son:   If people are not working, shouldn't we call today
`No-Labor Day?'

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person
to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in
any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected
with conflict and battles of man's prowess over man, of strife and
discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over
another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect,
race or nation.
- Samual Gempers


If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would
probably be Labor Day Weekend.

- Doug Larson


What do you usually do on Labor Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!

"You don't need to worship idols of the Virgin Mary, the
Christ, or the Buddha. You can if you want to; if it feels
good, do it. Your own body is a manifestation of God, and
if you honor your body everything will change for you."

Don Miguel Ruiz
 


The influence of each human being on others in this life is
a kind of immortality.

John Quincy Adams

 
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells
upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

Samuel T. Coleridge

 
Man can live his truth, his deepest truth, but cannot speak
it.

Archibald. MacLeish


 
No matter how overwhelming the task in front of you,
remember you have the same 24 hours as George Bush has
today and Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, Leonardo da
Vinci and many other big producers had before. The answer
may well be in how well we use those same hours using
basically the same golden rules of time management like
planning, prioritizing, delegating, dividing big task into
smaller ones, measuring progress, etc.


 
 
 
 
That's all folks!  Have a great week!!!


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