:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: INTERNET PARKING NOTICE

INTERNET PARKING NOTICE   Offender : You!   Date: Today Time: 3:00 a.m. Offence # : in front of the computer TOO LONG!   Details of Offence : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!   You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet. Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.    The timer starts NOW!   Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later. -- Thank you, Anurag Bhatia http://www.indian-speaks.blogspot.com http://blogger-anurag.blogspot.com http://sweet-jokes.blogspot.com __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) Register (any name) .com  website for 1 Year @ Rs.365 Only! Hurry! - http://snipurl.com/3kl53 <*>http://snipurl.com/3kl6j Send SMS to India @ 1 Cent / SMS! Packs Start $2 Only Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  534 New Members Visit Your Group Only on Yahoo! Star Wars galaxy Create a profile and meet fans. Curves on Yahoo! A group for women to share & discuss food & weight loss. Yahoo! Groups Join a program to help you find balance in your life. . __,_._,___