:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Why the US is in crisis...??? ...... ...!!!!!

 An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.' BTW Don't forget to forwards these Jokes , you might just make someones day... $6.00 Welcome Survey After Free Registration! Cant get enough? want MORE? then click below and visit our website for CLEAN Jokes, Funny Home Videos, News and TV Blooper Videos and much much more! If you like the Sweet Jokes,Plz contribute by visiting the following Blogs and giving your comments Sweet Jokes NEWS that Made NEWS Me Myself and Internet Cricket World Earn Online Subscribe to RSS headline updates from: Powered by FeedBurner __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ MARKETPLACE From kitchen basics to easy recipes - join the Group from Kraft Foods Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  560 New Members Visit Your Group Only on Yahoo! Star Wars galaxy Create a profile and meet fans. Best of Y! Groups Check out the best of what Yahoo! Groups has to offer. Yahoo! Groups Real Food Group Share recipes and favorite meals. . __,_._,___