:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Newton`s Way Of Romance

Universal law: "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transferred from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money." First Law: "A Boy in love with A Girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy." Second Law: " The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance." Third Law: "The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals." Get rid of Add-Ons in your email ID. Get yourname@ymail.com. __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ MARKETPLACE From kitchen basics to easy recipes - join the Group from Kraft Foods Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  648 New Members Visit Your Group Only on Yahoo! World of Star Wars Meet fans, watch videos & more. Yahoo! Groups Going Green Zone Resources for a greener planet. Resources for a greener you. Health Groups for people over 40 Join people who are staying in shape. . __,_._,___