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DavidBissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Socrates By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.. Anonymous Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer.... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."       BTW Don't forget to forwards these Jokes , you might just make someones day... $6.00 Welcome Survey After Free Registration! Cant get enough? want MORE? then click below and visit our website for CLEAN Jokes, Funny Home Videos, News and TV Blooper Videos and much much more! If you like the Sweet Jokes,Plz contribute by visiting the following Blogs and giving your comments Sweet Jokes NEWS that Made NEWS Me Myself and Internet Cricket World Subscribe to RSS headline updates from: Powered by FeedBurner __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ MARKETPLACE From kitchen basics to easy recipes - join the Group from Kraft Foods Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  589 New Members Visit Your Group Y! Entertainment World of Star Wars Rediscover the force. Explore now. Y! Groups blog the best source for the latest scoop on Groups. Yahoo! Groups Special K Challenge Join others who are losing pounds. . __,_._,___