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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man". And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." -- ================================================================== http://sweet-jokes.blogspot.com http://www.indian-speaks.blogspot.com http://blogger-anurag.blogspot.com http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ ================================================================== __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (203) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  816 New Members Visit Your Group Y! Entertainment World of Star Wars Rediscover the force. Explore now. Discover Tips on healthy living and healthy eating on Yahoo! Groups. Yahoo! Groups Special K Challenge Join others who are losing pounds. . __,_._,___