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A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a baseball.' Man - 'That's nice.' Boy - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No, thanks.' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK, how much?' Boy - '$250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,'How much?' Boy - '$750' Man - 'Fine.' A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, 'I can't ., I sold my baseball and my glove.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' Boy -'$1,000' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.' They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again'. BTW Don't forget to forwards these Jokes , you might just make someones day... Cant get enough? want MORE? then click below and visit our website for CLEAN Jokes, Funny Home Videos, News and TV Blooper Videos and much much more! Sweet Jokes NEWS that Made NEWS Me Myself and Internet Cricket World Earn Online If you like the Sweet Jokes,Plz contribute by visiting the following Blogs and giving your comments __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ MARKETPLACE From kitchen basics to easy recipes - join the Group from Kraft Foods Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  603 New Members Visit Your Group Star Wars on Y! Discover new content Connect with other fans & upload video. All-Bran Day 10 Club on Yahoo! Groups Feel better with fiber. Yahoo! Groups Special K Challenge Join others who are losing pounds. . __,_._,___