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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.   Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.   Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.   Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.   Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.   Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"   Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.   Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.   Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.   Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.   Father: A banker provided by nature.   Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.   Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.   Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.   Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.   Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.   Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.   Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.   Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.   Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.   Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.   Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Cant get enough? want MORE? then click below and visit our website for CLEAN Jokes, Funny Home Videos, News and TV Blooper Videos and much much more! If you like the Sweet Jokes,Plz contribute by visiting the following Blogs and giving your comments NEWS that Made NEWS Me Myself and Internet Sweet Jokes Cricket World __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  965 New Members Visit Your Group Y! Entertainment World of Star Wars Rediscover the force. Explore now. Yahoo! Groups Wellness Spot A resource for Curves and weight loss. Discover photos and scrapbooking groups in the Familyographer Zone . __,_._,___