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RIDDLES What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks, I'm stuffed! What is the best time of the year to workout on a trampoline? Springtime. Why did the mayor have a slice of bread? Because he wanted to propose a toast! What should a girl wear when she wants to end a fight? Makeup. What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed? A knight gown. Why didn't the pelican pay for his dinner? Because his bill was too big! Why can't ghosts play music in church? Because they don't have any organs! PUNS After he bought his two-year-old a felt pen, he was a marked man. If this ointment doesn't stop the itch, you'll just have to start from scratch. I stayed up all night trying to find out where the sun went. It finally dawned on me. When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse. The guy who planted bullets wanted to see a lot of little shoots. GROANERS & SHAGGY PUPPY STORIES A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping." Ruben piped up, "They must be bored again Christians." (Naveed Lahore) I saw an advertisement for a school that claimed it could teach any person with a disability, no matter what their disability was, to drive a car in five minutes or less. So, I called them up and asked, "How can you teach anyone at all to drive in five minutes or less?" They answered "It's a crash course." "Where Is My Sunday Paper?" the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded. "Ma'am," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday." There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone. Then she was heard to mutter, "So that's why no one was at church today." OTHER HUMOR Knock, knock, Who's there? Sarah, Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house. (Richard Lederer) Teetotaler - one who counts how many tees a golfer uses. (Jeremy Alperin) Toupee: When you go out as a group, be sure TOUPEE your share of the bill. "This must be an aerobics class," Tom worked out. OLD FULLBACKS never die, they just kick off. <>/a   Read the Latest NEWS that Made NEWS All the latest Internet Gossips Sweet Jokes Watch Cricket World Videos __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (2) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database | Polls Group Email Addresses Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com               ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com) Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)               SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com) http://cricketworld4all.blogspot.com/ Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  928 New Members Visit Your Group Star Wars on Y! Discover new content Connect with other fans & upload video. Yahoo! Groups Wellness Spot A resource for living the Curves lifestyle. Yahoo! Groups Stay healthy and discover other people who can help. . __,_._,___